I cannot believe tumblr pulled the Right of Annulment.

zombie-twink:

Results so far

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

mrcloudyfun:

gaycism:

Enter your URL into this site to see if your blog has content that warrants permanent deletion

This is so useful, thank you!

I am for the people!!

amuseoffyre:

Tumblrites who have never seen their site of choice imploding before: OMG IT’S THE END OF TIMES.

Some of us fossils, who have lived through Bebo, Myspace, Angelfire, Geocities, Yahoogroups, Delicious, Livejournal:

pandagnomeium:

OKAY SO, I am an Anxiety Baby with a tendency to prepare for the worst, so um. I am just gonna splooge some info at you guys because while I don’t intend to leave tumblr, I also would not be shocked if I got deleted because of all the shameless smut peddling of my youth.

I have been here for over five years and I have 20,000 posts built up. It’s a lot.

ANYWAY, I like to prepare for the worst, hope for the best, so on the chance my blog and all the blogs attached to it disappears, here’s where you can find me on social media:

TWITTER || PILLOWFORT.IO || INSTAGRAM

Other cool places where you can find me and give me all your money. In return, I will give you sweet fandom content, cool art, or shiny trinkets. It’s up to you!

PATREON || KO-FI || ETSY || COMMISSIONS

As an independent artist, I kinda. Rely on tumblr’s stumble upon discoverability and I’m pretty heckin nervous about things, as you can imagine. I am not a dedicated NSFW artist, but pinups tend to be my favorite kinds of pieces to work on, so!

Please feel free to spread this around! And also talk to me about commissions! My page only has busts right now, but I’m working on expanding that out to full body.

mirrorfalls:

Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.

theflatwoodsmonsterisalesbian:

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

diesetdown:

I have to laugh

Source: diesetdown

transpunkspacejunk:

justin mcelroy: fantastic friend-shaped ageless deity who likely has the power to grant hilarious and extremely specific magical favors

travis mcelroy: nice and funny humanoid alien with a lumberjack aesthetic who has taken a liking to people and decided to stay long-term

griffin mcelroy: frightening but ultimately harmless trickster demon possessing the body of an IT helpdesk employee, genuinely just here for a laff

Flags

vrabia:

shanlonwrites:

earthstory:

I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults.

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore.

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